It’s official. You can now run your payroll within seconds, by literally snapping your fingers!
That’s right, all you need to do is look at your computer screen, snap your fingers, and everybody gets paid correctly and on time.
Yes, it’s that simple. But how the h*** is it possible? You may ask.
Here’s how.
Read on to learn how the One-Second Miracle Payroll Solution works (including instructions, an infographic, and a video tutorial).
What makes this miraculous payroll solution so smart?
Well, payroll machines got THAT smart. They can sense your intentions, and snapping your fingers gives them a clear signal about who they should pay, how much, and when.
This miraculous payroll solution has marked a before and an after in the history of HR and payroll.
Anna Brown-Pitt, HR & Payroll Manager
People may have been cursing AI for years. Robots are evil, right? They replace humans. They’re soulless and automatic.
Yet this payroll solution proves this way of thinking is simply incorrect!
What you fear does not exist in the payroll world
In the last few months, millions of employees in all departments, including HR and payroll, have been googling “will AI replace my job?”.
But it turns out AI has melted all their fears away, at least in HR and payroll departments. How?
By giving HR & payroll professionals their precious time back, taking away excessive paperwork and stress, and inspiring them to have more joy in their everyday life!
Now let’s get more specific.
How does it work?
- Open your payroll tool.
- Set the correct dates.
- Look at the screen.
- Snap your fingers.
- Voilá! Money is on its way to your employees.
[Important!] Make sure you:
- Do 3 and 4 simultaneously.
- Snap your fingers correctly. If you don’t know how to snap your fingers loud, watch the video below for instructions.
Happy April Fools’ Day from Symmetrical!
Much as we are capable of making your payroll much easier, you’ll probably need to do a bit more than snapping your fingers. At least for the moment 😉 It’s almost April 1: April Fools’ Day, and our joke was inspired by the excellent Gmail Motion prank.
But here’s some good news: to run your payroll smoothly and hassle-free, you don’t need to do as much as you may think.
Contact our payroll experts so we can find ways of making your payroll easier!
Symmetrical is a better way to run payroll. We enable fast-paced companies to onboard at scale and run their payroll invisibly.
